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Valentines Day kindle sale

2012-02-14T12:24:00.001-08:00

Everything for 99 cents!!

Grand Mal Press Kindle Store

SPIGGOT now out on Kindle

2012-01-17T16:30:00.000-08:00

Check it out!!! SPIGGOT on Kindle

Spiggot, the consummate misanthrope copper, walks a fine line between lovable anti-hero and despicable bigot with very large shoes. His one redeeming feature is his beautiful partner, the seductively-named Francesca Trout. She keeps her one good eye on the job, and her slightly gammy, less attractive other eye on her partner.

Spiggot is catapulted into his second worst nightmare when, on a stakeout to catch criminal mastermind, his soul is sent by means of an ancient artifact into a mad axe murderer’s body, who is held captive in a maximum security residential hospital for the criminally insane...

Sheez, you couldn't make it up.

His only hope of redemption is to rely on his partner to help catch the villain. The trouble is he’s in a nutcase’s body, Trout didn’t like him in the first place, he’s got an insane copper after him and he’s afraid of pirates…

We can only hope this doesn’t all end on a boat…

"Incredibly tasteless, shamelessly lowbrow, and very, very funny!” -- Jeff Strand, author of Lost Homicidal Maniac (Answers to "Shirley")

Craig Saunders lives in Norfolk, England, with his wife and three children, who he pretends to listen to while making up stories in his head.He has published more than two dozen short stories, and is the author of the novels Rain, Spiggot, and the forthcoming The Love of the Dead.

He blogs at www.petrifiedtank.blogspot.com.

SPIGGOT coming soon!!

2012-01-02T16:28:00.000-08:00

SPIGGOT

by Craig Saunders

What do you get when you mix a misanthropic British detective with an axe murderer? No really, like actually mix them. Put them in the same body by some freak twist of fate involving the mystical powers of a stolen biblical phylactery. You get one wacky, hilarious mystery that can only come from the warped mind of Craig Saunders. Comedy, mystery, and action all mixed in one refreshing cup of tea.

A PACK OF WOLVES

2011-12-12T18:09:00.000-08:00

A PACK OF WOLVES by Eric S. Brown.

Cowboy werewolves with shotguns....nuff said! Out on Kindle and in Paperback by Xmas.

ANIMAL KINGDOM on Kindle

2011-12-01T15:19:00.000-08:00

Iain Rob Wright's fantastic apocalyptic horror novel, ANIMAL KINGDOM, is now available on kindle and in Paperback.

Animal Kingdom on Kindle

WELCOME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD CHAIN!

Aside from being freakishly tall, Joe is just an ordinary divorcee taking his son, Danny, to the zoo for his weekend of custody. Everything is going great until a bizarre snake attack sends everybody in the zoo running for cover. It isn't long before Joe realizes that there is a lot more going on than a simple snake attack. And if the hungry lions, roaring gorillas and charging elephants now free from their cages have anything to say about it, there is more bloodshed to come. All of the world’s animals are attacking, and no one knows why. What they do know is that man is now on the bottom of the food chain.

FEATURES BONUS MATERIAL THAT TAKES PLACE IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM UNIVERSE:

7 Short stories by Iain Rob Wright and Eric S. Brown

PRAISE FOR ANIMAL KINGDOM:

"Cuddle up to this novel and it might rip your throat out. A fun, thrilling read!" David T. Wilbanks - Co-author of Dead Earth: The Vengeance Road

"Animal Kingdom is one of the BEST horror books I have read in YEARS!" - Eric S. Brown, author of Last Stand in a Dead Land

Black Friday kindle sale for Grand Mal Press

2011-11-25T12:38:00.000-08:00

Books as low as 99 cents !!

GMP Kindle Store

HALLOWEEN SALE!!

2011-10-29T06:32:00.001-07:00

It's a GRAND MAL PRESS HALLOWEEN KINDLE SALE!!!!! Everything on sale for $2.99 and under now through Halloween!!!! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=%22grand+mal+press%22&x=0&y=0

New artwork for our next book

2011-10-14T15:12:00.000-07:00

A small band of survivors is on the run during the zombie apocalypse. Led by a mysterious man with an arsenal of deadly military weapons, they must work together to stay alive. In a desperate attempt to locate other survivors, they find sanctuary in a lone farmhouse, only to discover the surrounding woods hold more dangers than just bloodthirsty undead. Featuring Sasquatch, roving rotters, and even more surprises, Last Stand in a Dead Land, is an explosion of cross genre action that will leave you wanting more.

Release Date: Mid November

Craig Saunders' novel on the way

2011-09-30T16:56:00.001-07:00

We will be publishing Craig Saunders' hilarious novel SPIGGOT. If you like Douglas Adams, Christopher Moore, and Terry Pratchett, this is for you.

Excerpts of novels

2011-09-27T16:57:00.000-07:00

We've added some excerpts from our novels to the website. Here are the links:

Zombie Bitches From Hell

Haftmann's Rules

Ratings Game

Available TITLES

2011-09-26T14:28:00.000-07:00

We now have a handful of books out in both paperback and ebook formats. For more info visit www.grandmalpress.com.

All of our ebooks are UNDER $5!!!!

For Kindle: I want Grand Mal Press ebooks!
For other formats (Nook, iPad, etc.) I want Grand Mal Press ebooks!

Welcome to Our Blog

2011-09-26T13:57:00.000-07:00

Hi all,
We're setting this up to bring you the latest news about Grand Mal Press, such as that we've changed the title of Eric S. Brown's new book to LAST STAND IN A DEAD LAND. It's a crazy and fun book with lots of zombies and a few other surprises thrown in.It should be out by November. In the meantime, pick up our latest release, MALCONTENTS, on Kindle for only $3.99. Four disturbing novellas from Randy Chandler, Ryan C. Thomas, David T. Wibanks, and Gregory L. Norris. (paperback forthcoming!)

Buy MALCONTENTS on Kindle for $3.99